“I stopped drinking, cause I drink too much. Plus, I’m 40 and I have gray hair. You’re 40, you have gray hair, you drink too much…you’re no longer a WILD MAN…you’re a DRUNK!”
“Young people drink cause they think life is AWESOME! Older people drink cause they know…IT’s NOT! And because we hate young people!”
Entries Tagged 'Quotes' ↓
Comedian Nick Griffin on Drinking
February 7th, 2008 — Quotes
Human Gas and Health
October 20th, 2007 — Quotes
Dad, If you fart a lot then you’re healthy, and I fart a lot!”
Shaye (Weasel Boy)
While recounting this story to family members (some of whom have worked in the medical field for a number of years) I was surprised to hear one of them say, “that’s true, a lot of gas is healthy”.   Continue reading →
